it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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