Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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