Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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