Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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