Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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