how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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