Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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