So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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