what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
why is half of my head shaved?
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