I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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