belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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