Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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