he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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