why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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