Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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