Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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