Me too!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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