: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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