Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?