What should our trivia night team be named?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today