Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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