You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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