we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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