My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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