O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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