I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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