operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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