conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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