Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better