How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night