A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
