i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Damn victory sex feels great
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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