do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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