He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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