It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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