Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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