rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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