Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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