Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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