Don't you send me to vm
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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