Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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