my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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