It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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