She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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