for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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