yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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