She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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