so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize