I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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