I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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