the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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