Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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