the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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